The Universe – carsonwentz1186

It is pretty clear that the universe exists for 3 reasons: sipping iced tea on the porch, Tom Brady winning the super bowl, and humans wasting their lives sitting on the couch watching Star Wars while earth slowly deteriorates around them. The universe was made to be used as a place for humans to sit around and waste their lives away while earth slowly deteriorates around them. Earth is the center of the universe for the rest of the lifeforms out in space as a glorified reality TV show for extraterrestrials to laugh at from their saucers surrounding the planet. 

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